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Reborn in the Eighties as a Housewife with a Space
by Night in the Forest
After waking up from a car accident, Qin Xue realized that she had traveled back to the 1980s, and what's even more shocking is that there's a ball in her belly. What the hell is going on? Can someone please explain this situation to her? Wasn't that handsome brother not fond of the original host? How come he turns out to be the father of the child?!Chu Molin: After returning from a mission, how did the house go from being a trash heap to being clean? And how did my willful, arrogant, and unreas…
The Long-awaited Mr Han
by As If Dawn
"Take me in, I'll do anything you want me to!" In her previous life, Lu Man is sent to prison after being framed by her step-sister and an asshole. After being released from prison, the only thing that greets her is her mother's tombstone. Seeing the asshole and bitch getting happily along together like one big family with her birth father and step-mother, she sets out to die together with the asshole and her step-sister in fiery flames. The moment she opens her eyes again, she finds herself bac…
Back To The 90s: The Resilient Daughter-In-Law
by GlanceView
Before her reincarnation, Jiang Nanfei, after marrying Huo Beijiang, led a troubled life which included the tragic death of her younger brother, the early loss of her parents, and betrayal from those she trusted the most. After being reborn, she thanked heaven and earth, shamelessly tried to get close to him, stick with him, make him hers.In this life, she wants to clean the dust off her heart and through her own efforts, achieve the life she desires. The beauty of life is not only about the scu…
Maximum Comprehension: Taking Care of Swords In A Sword Pavilion
by I Am Not A Chibi
Han Muye, who had exceptional comprehension skills, was reborn into a cultivation world. He joined a clan which specialized in swordsmanship. He then became the keeper who looked after the swords in the Swords Pavilion.There were more than 100,000 swords stored in the pavilion. The keeper was tasked to clean all of them once a month.When Han Muge cleaned the Qinghe sword, he acquired a hint of Sword Qi.When he cleaned the Ziyan sword, he comprehended the swordsmanship, the Burning Plain, left be…
THE BILLIONAIRE'S VENGEFUL WIFE RETURNS
by Kourtney_Sspears
[COMPLETED]On the first day of their divorce, he said, "She'll be back before midnight."The second day, "She'll be back in three days. It's just one of her stunt to make me mad".The third day, "She cannot do without me so she'll be back in seven days."On the seventh day, "She'll definitely come back within two weeks."After a whole month... "Boss she's really doing it, she's kissed a stranger at the gala.""Catch her and bring her home."..In her past life she was the good and enduring wife, in thi…
Grim Reaper's New life
by Nikkyblaze
After gathering a billion souls and completing her duties as a Grim Reaper, she anticipated a peaceful retirement through her reincarnation into a new life with all memories blissfully wiped clean.But thanks to her boss's blunder - swapping the drink of forgetfulness for spirit wine - she stumbles into the queue of transmigration with a hazy, alcohol-addled mind.She awakens not in the peaceful new life she expects but in the body of Elora Raven, a short-lived queen who died three days after her …
Signing In At Mount Sword For 100 Years To Become Invincible
by swordking
# SWORDMAN # EMPRESS # LOVEY-DOVEYLin Ran was transmigrated to a fantasy world and was the top scorer during the martial arts exam.He was assigned to protect the empress, but because he did not give presents to the general director in charge of the palace affairs, he was demoted to a guard at Mount Sword.His only job was to clean the swords stored on the mountain.[You have cleaned the broken sword, Fire Stream. You have been rewarded with 50% proficiency of the Heaven Fire Sword Will.][You have …
Primordial Vampire God System
by SleepDeprivedSloth
UPDATE: I WILL START THIS ONCE MY OTHER BOOK, SHGS (SUPREME HAREM GOD SYSTEM) ENDS SINCE BOTH BOOKS HAVE THE SAME WORLD AND I DO NOT WANT CLASHES. --------"Have you heard about the rumour?" "What rumour?" "They say that there's a Vampire on the loose, he's out there killing humans mercilessly" "Hahahaha! That's the funniest joke I ever heard! Vampires? Those Slaves? Hahaha!" "Yeah, I feel the same! I think someone just started this rumour as a joke! Hahaha! How can those weaklings kill us, human…
I Was Just a Cleaner... Until I Got the Demon Extraction System
by unknownwriter69
The world changed. When mana awakened on Earth, demons came with it — monsters invisible to anyone without mana in their body.To protect the public, Hunters were formed. But not everyone who awakened chose the right side.Damian Crowe just wanted to survive. A barista by day, a crime scene cleaner by night — cleaning the aftermath of demon attacks.At least... until he discovered something no one else had.He could talk to demons. And more than that... he could extract their powers.[+5 Strength — E…
The President's Daughter: Royal Whirlwind Romance
by AJZHEN
Alexa's life is a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and heartache in a dilapidated house on the city's outskirts. Since her mother's death, her Governess has resented her existence from losing financial support with her gambling addiction.With each passing day, Alexa works tirelessly to make ends meet, cleaning up after her drunk guardian and managing the household independently. Despite her efforts, her guardian's reckless behavior only worsens, and soon, the weight of her debt threatens to crus…
I’ll Come Clean! I Am The King Of Lolan!
by Black Fighter Jet
In the 15th year of Lolan’s independence, Luo En transmigrated to this world. But because his system needed six months to load, he had to make use of his own know-how to open a bar in the city and use the bar to familiarize himself with this new universe he was in.But the location of the bar was poor, so the only customer he had was a man named Charles. This man was a very strange one who enjoyed asking Luo En about the country. He would ask about matters concerning the military, the people, and…
Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend
by Peace every year
That year,The first time Jiang Xu saw Zhou Qingyue, he instantly fell for this girl with twin ponytails who had the sweetest smile.For her sake,Jiang Xu did a lot.He knew she liked bubble tea, so he saved his breakfast money to buy it for her.She loved small trinkets, so he tricked his parents into giving him extra money under the pretext of buying textbooks.Alternatively, he used the money he saved up during New Year.Whenever Zhou Qingyue was on cleaning duty, he would help her clean up.If she …
BIRTH OF THE DEVILISH CEO:SO WHAT IF I'M A LADY?
by Flabbergasted
[Check out my new novel, "MAFIA’S BETRAYED BRIDE"]..[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]She is the baddest woman on the planet. People dare not say her name, due to her ruthless reputation as a CEO for taking down companies with no mercy. She is the most dreaded person in town, no one dares to offend her and go unscathed. Some people call her, "Cold-blooded Witch", while others call her the, "Demoness"." So what if I don't have friends? I have one and I am satisfied with that.""To hell with my extended fam…
Sweet Wife Arrives: Mr. CEO, Please Pamper Me
by Mu Ruo Hua Xi
New Territories SocialiteShe is the top socialite, she met him at eighteen, he was as dazzling as a diamond.Made for each other.But at that time, her eyes were on another person, "Mr. Feng, you're too big!"Eight years passed, time flies.When a series of business upheavals followed one after another, her socialite status was gone, her husband cheated and betrayed her, and in her downfall, she met him again.She woke up sore from a luxurious bed in the morning.He stood naked, wrapped in only a bath…
My Players Are So Fierce
by Handsome dog Frank
"Give me a bunch of adorable players, and I can easily overturn a parallel world!" - so said Reveno·Murphy·Le SenbulaPs:The titles owned by the honorable Murphy include but are not limited to counterfeit vampire, celebrated NPC role-play artist, multi-talented Dog Planner, the only savior of Transylvania, benefactor of the old continent, defender of the new continent, brave and loyal earl, irredeemable big-sister fanatic, spotless saint of the Blood race, Alpha of the Night's Guard, and so on (h…
Put in the World With the Funniest System
by Stuckers
"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.
[A Clean Slate]
by Griot
Vyswe'eyaga had a perfectly normal life. At the age of thirty-five, she will be among the youngest sorcerers to graduate from the Akademiya, then she would enroll at the Warden Association, and live a happy and comfortable life.It was perfect.As if to mock her, everything in her life goes awry when her country is attacked by unknown forces, out of nowhere. Luckily the Elders had prepared a contingency to protect those of her generation from the catastrophe. But then finds herself alone and thrus…
Boss, your wife has run away again!
by Lady Cloud
Ousted by her stepmother and overshadowed by her envious stepsister, the fallen heiress embarks on a contract marriage with a tycoon who holds the key to reclaiming her rightful place. As family feuds escalate, she fights back with her reluctant ally, turning the tables on deceit and securing her mother's safety.The plan was a clean break after a fake wedding, but he clung on and refused to let go.Staring at the man beside her, she felt a throbbing headache: "Sir, we really don't match...""I don…